Day 1-PITTSBURGH to chicago

Hey Yinz Guys,

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So yesterday we drove away from our home for four years and it was emotional as hell! Alex started balling at the house, and although I cried there, I totally lost it when we pulled away from our friends.  Plug for Bucknell, we realized that we met some of our best friends in the world there, had some amazing times, and will definitely be lifelong friends!  But then I said to myself, people graduate from college every single year and they survive! Then we went to the burgh! And Alex’s car was holding like 17 dead bodies, or the weight of that anyway, and could barely go more than 45 miles on the highway. I would like to talk at this point about Alex’s effing pillow, that is what Jenni and I call it. It is husband in nature (with those arm things) and about 16/17 dead bodies. It won’t smush at all, and she WILL NOT get rid of it, coming fom the girl who decided to bring half a bottle of soysauce and olive oil across the country, because we’ll really need those when we run out of soysauce for our mcdonalds hamburgers. She won’t let us throw it away although Jenni and I have tried 3x already. Once we arrived in a burgh, We had spaghetti with Sandlebar, my mom, whose passion in life is making people eat food, so we ate a lot of food. For the first time in my life I had to be packed neatly, I normally throw all of my shit in the car bagless and go Pittsburgh or bust. However, now that I am real (an adult) I packed very adult like and neat. I am so responsible now. I also have stopped checking for bad guys when I go to sleep the day that I graduated from college, 4 days and counting. My friends came over and we drank yuengling like true yinzers. Then we slept for days, Alex and I went to get her car fixed when we woke up to make sure we didn’t die on our trip. Sand fed us again and then we were off on our way to Chicago! The Windy City! The Land of the Bean! Wahoo!

On our way to Chicago, specifically, in ohio, the worst state in America, although somehow with the best rest stops ever. As we are driving, guess who we see? Three girls who we don’t know, but they are driving to Washington! What a coincidence! Wowzers!!

Real Pictures will come tomorrow