alright yinz guys,
after two blog entries,
i am a tired blog writer, but on i must forge for our loyal 3 followers, our
moms.
so yesterday we drove
through the whole state of wyoming, which was wildly enthralling. it literally
looks like the mario kart level so much that i took a picture of it to
show the world!
mario kart levelll
the most beautiful mountains in all of the land
we ate in this little
cafe in dubois wyoming which is probably the smallest town in the world, besides
alex's. I was really pumped about our waitress because she kept trying to make
us eat, and she was nice as pie, and she made pies, which I didn’t eat because
I felt naucious from sitting in the black hole of death (the backseat) but I
wanted to. then jenni was like “ is she is your people, daina?” and I was
thinking in my head “if it’s because she’s enjoys excessive amounts of pie and
wears tie die Wyoming tshirts, then yes, she is definitely my people.”
then onward we went to
jackson hole. We saw the GRAND teton mountains, which were the best thing I’ve
ever seen. It was like germany where the Disney world castle is, which I’ve only
seen in postcards. I took about 6000 pictures of them. we ate some pizza at
alex's friend carol's house, who we are staying with. and then we went out on
the town in jackson hole
saddles for seats!1 wahoo!
carol and alex
we went to this bar
place in town where all of the cowboys go. it was wild. these old cowboys would
scout the room and make girls dance with them, carol told us not to look them
in the eyes. then this giant cowboy man from australia came over to our table
and wanted one of us to dance with him, we nominated alex because of her
tininess and easy ability to be lifted into the air. this giant man swung alex
to both sides of his hips. It was like
country version of dancing with the stars with a giant and a dwarf,
which is a difficult scene to imagine! then we went to another cowboy bar and
had drinks on saddles!
because of all the cars
Then carol drunk dialed
alex’s mom, who is her best friend, and we interrupted their anniversary
moment. Then the next day we woke up and I decided that I am one pound away from entering
obesity camp, which I don’t even know if that exists, but if it does I’m only
one pound away from it! Anyway so I went on a run/more of a walk on the trail
right by our friends’ house, it was absolutely amazing, and I don’t normally
say shit like that. It was the biggest greenest most tree-ey hills I’ve ever
seen back dropped with the teton mountains. And as I was almost done I looked
to my right. HOLY SMOKES! It was an animal of which type I had no idea! I was
pooping my pants because it was elk like in nature and then wondered if I was
going to to die/get charged. I didn’t. it just sat there, and then I walked on
staring at it t he whole time, which I think is what you’re( <- notice this
punctuation sarah fryd) not supposed to do. But I lived.
alex and her giant cowboy man
Then we drove to Jackson
hole, the ski resort and went on the biggest tram in the world! Up to the top
of the mountain, I would like to tell you this story about a tour group of 42
korean people, me alex and jenni, and Amanda britton’s cousin, our tram leader.
The tram had 5 towers and every time we passed a toer the tram would rock
forward, it’s a thing that it does, totally normal. Literally every single time
we passed one of these towers, the Korean people in unison would ooooooooooh,
for 35 seconds, it was one of my top 5 moments in life. Even Amanda brittons
cousin was dying. Also then we were talking to the tram leader, Amanda brittons
cousin, and she was like, I have a cousin named Amanda britton, and then we
were like “we know her!” and that was that.
tramming
Then we went to a rodeo.
Holy smokes this was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. This is how a
rodeo, or at least this one, started, first there was a horse lap for Wyoming,
the cowboy state, then there were like 3 laps for America, and we praised old
glory, then we had like 5 laps for jesus, praise the lord, no one will get hurt
tonight, honest to pete, your riding a bull, with horns, someone is going to
get hurt, this ain’t my first rodeo, but actually it was.
bucking bronco
Then yesterday we got
really super sad about Bucknell, I was too depressed to even blog, which is not
saying much because writing is one of my top least favorite things in life. I
would say my least things in life are 1.paying attention, to anything, I have
the add 2. Writing things 3. I only hate those two things
this is alex and her best friend in the whole world, lil kitty, that is her name
these are elk horns
i look like i am about to attack them
old faithful was not faithful and was not working
christmas trees for days
who knew about idaho
the black hole of death, and the effing pillow
Now we drove from
Jackson hole Wyoming today, to Missoula Montana, through Yellowstone national
park, I’m hoping you know all of these locations. If not, google this, the
internet is helpful. We started our journey at 9 am, at 6 pm, we decided, we
are going to screw the hotel, and
drive on, so now we are dying, it will bring our total of the day up til 17 hours
til we get to alex’s little cowboy theme town. Fortunately we are still alive
in Idaho, the only things I know about Idaho are the following, Idaho, udaho,
and that I think they are good with potatoes. But now I’m learning that it is
beautifullll, which I like to say beeyuteefoll. There are a plethora of pine
trees, which we have concluded, you could always have a Christmas tree if you
lived here, like you could have a million.
There are some things
that we do to keep morale high in our car. We check on everyone’s morale, kind
of like in the Oregon trail, except no one has died of dysentery yet, we did
shoot 470 buffalo though. We all put our hands in the middle console and shout
“one two three, CAR” this really boosts our morale high.
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